Monday, July 11, 2011

"Tragedy On Aisle 3"

Tragedy On Aisle 3
Chinese oblong?
Orange peekaboo?
Darling jelly?
Keep mum? About who?

Jaundice?
Green chaise?
Yellow?
White?
That says "Ass-what?" Can't be right!

Irish beerfest?
Early grave?
I wish I had my glasses today.

OK, so this one probably won't be taught in 9th grade English any time soon. But I think it's fun. Hey, even the muses can't come up with "The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner" every time.

No comments:

Post a Comment