Monday, December 26, 2011

Christmas Top 10

Now that Christmas is over, and only the hangover (financial and other) remains, I thought it would be fun to have an interactive post. I have smart and witty friends and followers, so I thought we all could work together on:

The Top 10 Things Santa Doesn't Want To Hear.

I'll start:

#10. Echo Base, this is Maverick. I have a target lock on the bogey. Request permission to fire.
#9. Santa, you've been punk'd.

OK, let's get eight (at least) more.


  1. Maury Povich: "Look Santa, the kid was born with a white beard and smoke encircling his head like a wreath; a blood test is the only way to clear this up."

  2. How many times do I have3 to tell you, if you give puppies and kittens, you have to poke holes in the box.