Janet Flash: "Orefan"

by Michael Seese

In case you had not heard, there was a football game on TV yesterday. So between getting the house ready for friends to come over, and a birthday party my kids were invited to, and the game itself, it's not surprising I forgot to post this last night.

So on Friday, Janet Reid posted one of her 100-word contests. We had to incorporate

ore
fan
ex
her
wits
 
in a complete story. Mine was called "Orefan."

Mrs. Guilford didn't know which garnered more pathos. The girl's doe eyes, or the hand-scribbled note she held out.

“Please help. I am an orefan.”

A sign from God, she thought, touching her barren belly.

“Come in, child. What’s your name?”

“Aurora.”

Mrs. Guilford fed, bathed, and dressed Aurora in warm nightclothes before tucking her into the bed meant for another.

This is how it should have been, she thought, kissing the girl's forehead.

The next morning, examining her empty jewelry box, Mrs. Guilford wondered whether the note's solecism stemmed from her marionettist's ironic illiteracy, or wicked sense of humor.

As I write this (a while before posting and the evening's kid activities), the results have not been posted. Cross your fingers, and please share your thoughts.

Costco SPAM

By Michael Seese

This is the first time the folks at Costco (or grupyaglama.com, whoever they are) have written to tell me there is a problem with my delivery.

Of course, they must really want to get in touch with me. Why else would they send me two emails within one minute of each other?

Stay safe, friends. And remember, with the Super Bowl and the Oscars coming up, be on the lookout for SPAM messages touting, for example, a link to a "behind-the-scenes" video.