Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Janet Flash: Bard From Flying

by Michael Seese

Still giddy from reading not one, but two ARCs by author Allison Montclair, super agent Janet Reid created a contest with both books (The Right Sort Of Man and A Royal Affair) as the prize. 





 



































Paying homage to the author and title, we were to craft a story using the words:

Mont
Clair
Royal
Affair
Spark

I wanted to use "Mont" in some form of "I'm on the..." I settled on the idea of being on a plane. At first, I had my antagonist be an old lady with knitting needles. Then I came up with the "punchline," and the rest fell into place. 


What a day.

One minute, I'm on the plane, fingernails etching trenches into the armrests of 22B. The next, I'm sweating in a Turkish prison.

A little éclaircissement...

Despite my fear of flying, I booked a midsummer dream vacation to Rome. All was copacetic, until some fancy-pants parked his royal attitude in 22C and pulled out a quill pen the size of a javelin. I freaked, and slapped his shiny pate with a partially eaten Twixt Bard.

And to think, the whole affair could have been avoided had I remembered Shakespeare's words.

22B, or not 22B: that is the question.


I have to say, I'm quite proud of myself for working Shakespeare and Airplane! into the same 100-word story. 


Saturday, October 3, 2015

Flash! Friday: Events Triggered & Collections

by Michael Seese

For this week's Flash! Friday, the novel prompt was Macbeth. So of course, my story HAD to feature a death, or two.  In case you'd forgotten all the details of the Bard's classic tale of treachery, here are the elements we had to incorporate.

* Conflict: man v man (not gender specific, even though pretty much all the women in this play DIE)
* Character (choose at least one): an ambitious general, an overly ambitious wife, a soothsayer, a doomed king, a drunk porter
* Theme (choose one): ambition, dangers of power, fate vs free will
* Setting (choose one): a battlefield; a castle; a cavern; a mysterious forest

 
Here is the photo we could have used. 



















I came up with the idea for the second one below first. But I knew it would be more metaphorical. (Or maybe it's allegorical.) And I wanted a concrete, straightforward story as well. That led to "Events Triggered"


It wasn't supposed to end like this. Of course, when naïveté and firearms are thrown together, things rarely go as planned.

For years, my husband begged me to come along on a hunting trip, despite my professed incompetence – no, clumsiness – with guns. Finally I tired of the badgering and relented.

He decided I should learn "in the field," rather than on a shooting range. He tried to coach me, to reassure me. But my hands wouldn't stop shaking. The second I pulled the trigger, we both realized this whole thing had been one big mistake.

Screaming for help was no use. Couldn't call 911, either. Zero bars.

Then the other hunter stumbled upon us. He saw my husband lying there, bleeding. "Let me get help," he said, pulling out a satellite phone. The bullet between his eyes made me a double murderer. I hated taking an innocent, but he would have ruined my plan, my perfect plan. I should be living the life of a rich widow now. No, it wasn't supposed to end like this.

"Does the condemned have any other last words?" the warden asked.

"Yes," I said. "Please tell your executioners to hit my heart. Quick deaths are so much more humane."


Since the scene with the drunken porter is one of my favorites, I tried to think about how to base a story on him. I started with the first stanza you see below. Then while cooking dinner, I brain-wrote the rest of "Collections."



Knock, knock, knock! Who's there,
i' the name of Beelzebub?

I rehearse my favorite Shakespearean line as I push my luck down the street in a rickety shopping cart. The daily migration of empty human casing scurrying through life circumnavigates around me. Insanity, I have found, is a comforting buffer against humanity.

I derive a certain twisted amusement from watching them, and contemplating the inherent irony in knowing that they prefer their lives, their demons over mine. The devil you know, I suppose.

I collect whatever tickles my fancy. One man's trash is another man's pleasure. Into my cart go the unpunished good deed. The occasional good intention, which comes in handy, as my road desperately needs paving.

And souls. The people in this city rarely use them, and won’t miss them.

Until Judgment Day.

But by then, it will be too late.

Knock, knock! Who's there, in the other
devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator...

Faith is a funny thing. People ignore it, then manage to lose it, like spare change in the couch cushions. They vow to find it. Some day. But the devil is in the details.

And walking down the street in their midst.


So which is your favorite play by Shakespeare?


Monday, November 24, 2014

ADP SPAM

by Michael Seese

It had been kind of quiet on the SPAM front lately. And then I got this:



As always, a few things stand out:

1. I have no reason to pay ADP.
2. The spoofed "From:" line looks normal, but...
3. The "To:" is to "undisclosed recipients." A logical mind might ask, Why is my invoice being sent o recipients, PLURAL?

Of course, my inbox was another dead giveaway.


If Shakespeare were writing in the Age Of SPAM, he probably would have said, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

Or not.

Stay safe out there friends. 

And remember, Black Friday (like other disasters) is one of those occasions which brings out spammers in droves.


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

I Think That I Shall Never See

By Michael Seese

OK, so that one has been used.

If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I've been writing a lot of micropoetry lately. (Of course even if you don't follow me, I have been writing it.) Since it's Twitter, naturally the poems must have fewer than 140 characters.

I've been doing so much that I began to wonder whether I still could write longer poems. 

Well, I'm taking the opportunity to stretch my poetic muscles once again. A few weeks ago, I learned about the Great River Shakespeare Festival Sonnet Contest. 

If you don't remember your high school English lessons (don't worry, I had to look it up) a sonnet must be 14 lines, with a specific rhyming scheme.

Wikipedia does a nice job of explaining the details. But three of the more popular varieties are:

Italian (Petrarchan): a-b-b-a, a-b-b-a, c-d-e-c-d-e   or
                                           a-b-b-a, a-b-b-a, c-d-c-c-d-c

English (Shakespearean): a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g

Spenserian sonnet: a-b-a-b, b-c-b-c, c-d-c-d, e-e


The contest is $5 for three sonnets. So you bet your booty I'm going to write three. I've already got one done. I'd love to share it here. But the contest is blind-judged, so I don't want to mess anything up. 

The deadline is July 1, with winners announced August 2.

Cross your fingers, my friends.