Funny Foto #32

By Michael Seese

This one is not so much funny, as creepy. The other day, I received an email featuring an ad from the same folks who brought me beret guy and cougars, which showed this.

 



 









Take a good look at the curve of her left side, from her rib cage, to her waist, and then out to her hips. Either she was photoshopped scary, or her body is scary.

What do you think?

Funny Foto #25 1/2

By Michael Seese

In my last post, I made fun of a targeted ad for a writing degree program, which featured a cheesy picture of a guy sitting at a laptop, ostensibly typing his masterpiece, wearing a stupid beret.

They must have read that entry, and realized the error of their ways, as this is the ad-- for the same school -- I received today.

I have to say, though, I'm not too crazy about the scarf. The bags under the eyes are pretty accurate, though.

What do you think?

Funny Foto #25

By Michael Seese

In a previous post, I mentioned a daily e-newsletter that I receive which features a (supposedly) targeted ad. The other day, I received this one, which either is a lucky guess, or accurately targeted, since I am a writer.

But seriously, could they have picked a cheesier, more stereotypical picture?

I think I will give my wife explicit instructions that if she ever walks in the office and sees me wearing a black beret, she is to hit me on the head repeatedly with the unabridged dictionary.

You all have my permission as well.